Horse jokes
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Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?
They're always switching their tails!
Why is horse racing so romantic?
Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses?
Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!
Why is an egg like a young horse?
Because it can't be used until it's broken!
Why is a racehorse like a letter?
They both begin a trip at the post!
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