Horse jokes

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Girl: We have a mayor. Do you?
Horse: Sure!
Girl: What do you call it?
Horse: Same as you do. Mare!

Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in?
They had to pay the jockey overtime!

Did you hear about the overweight man who took up horse riding as exercise?
The horse lost 15 pounds in a week!

Did you hear about the man with five keen senses?
He still lacked common and horse!

Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette?
He didn't have enough money tabaccer!

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