Horse jokes

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You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can't jump at all.
Well neither can a fence!

You said it was a great horse and it is.
It took twenty other horses to beat him!

Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice?
He was a sherbet!

Why was the racehorse named Bad News?
Because bad news travels fast!

Why was the man sued by his horse?
For palomino-money!

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