Horse jokes

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What do you call a horse that's been all around the world?
A globe-trotter!

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Fiddler on the hoof!

What disease do horses fear most?
Hay Fever!

What did the wife say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down car?
Stop beating a dead hearse!

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?
I wish I could hear you whinnie.

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