Horse jokes
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You said it was a great horse and it is.
It took twenty other horses to beat him!
You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can't jump at all.
Well neither can a fence!
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?
A seahorse !
What is the slowest racehorse in the world ?
A clotheshorse !
A mean horseman went into a saddler's shop and asked for one spur. "One spur?" asked the saddler. "Surely you mean a pair of spurs, sir?" "No, just one," replied the horseman. "If I can get one side of the horse to go, the other side is bound to come with it!"
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