Horse jokes
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Why is horse racing so romantic?
Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?
They're always switching their tails!
Why is manna from heaven like horse hay?
Both are food from aloft!
Why is the old, decrepit horse named Flattery?
Because it gets you nowhere!
Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?
He was a rough rider!
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